I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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