fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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