Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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