super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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