if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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