Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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