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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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