UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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