Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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