Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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