I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Randomize
