Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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