Just fell off a train. Bad.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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