So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm always down for nudity.
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