He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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