How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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