it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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