if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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