Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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