I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Holy shit dude........stairs
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