Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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