yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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