is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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