We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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