I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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