Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to jail i love you
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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