How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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