OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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