I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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