I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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