I must be too annoying 4 u.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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