come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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