i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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