i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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