Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Farmville is her only friend.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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