I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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