My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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