Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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