Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
