He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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