physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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