no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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