I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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