He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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