I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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