i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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