Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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