Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Shame is for Republicans.
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