2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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