I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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