So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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