i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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